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chuck your muck

to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.

to chuck ones muck.
i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...
by Chucker of Muck July 4, 2006
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Chuck your Muck

A term most commonly used in a childhood nursery rhyme "don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyard, my backyard. Don't chuck your Muck in my backyard, my backyards full." They are saying that life has already shat on them quite enough, there is enough they are already dealing with so don't add to the mess we already have.

This person is usually visibly showing they are upset in some form, of anger, sadness, hurt, stress etc. and need to release that emotional discomfort. They just feel Mucky.

Common to use during conversation with someone complaining of all their problems.

Sam says, The bills are just stressing him out, and did I tell you The rent went up!! And the cheeseburgers are $10 a person now! What are they thinking?!

Mike replies, "bummer, aw man, but I'm having a great day, Don't Chuck your Muck this way. Suzy, she will listen to you if you need to talk it out."

This term can also mean quite literally someone is getting rid of their unwanted belongings secretly putting them in their neighbors yard.

Timothy tells his wife, "this old chair is garbage, it has got to go! I'll just Chuck My Muck over to Nikkis side yard. She never checks that side of her place, so she will never know."

Patty, Timothy's wife "okay Timmy bear, but I wouldn't be Chucking Your Muck over there before 10pm. I wonder where other people chuck their muck?"
Dad, I can't get my time on the computer because my little brother is always on playing WOW. My laptop is broken and I need some new shoes too. My feet have been bulging through the sides of these ones and my toes are purple by the end of everyday.

Natalie, hunny, I love you very much but I'm not the best with all the muck, but your mother, bless her soul is. Go ahead into the kitchen, she's making dinner and now is the perfect time to chuck your Muck.

Angry son comes into living room and looks at his father and screams, okay dad! It's time to take this outside, you have moved my favorite collection for the last time! Angry son huffing and puffing, I will Chuck you in your Muck so hard!

Dad smiles and replies, "i didn't move those, it was your mother. She's been Chucking Muck around the house all day. I love you buddy!"

Angry son, "Mom!"

We all have Mucky days.
by The_Skyeacorn August 25, 2022
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Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.
"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"
by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021
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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
by Eternal_ May 21, 2024
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beat somebody up till that cant see straight
Dont fuck wit me i'll knock the checks off your nikes
by Two-Ohh April 30, 2006
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CheckYourGear

This is what you hear at the front of the plane before wingsuit flyers are about to do their thing
When the red light comes on in the plane.
"CheckYourGear you flocking flockers"
"door!"
"HOT"
woohoo
by decompresion November 11, 2009
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its abit chuck out your chintz

your taste in household decor is old fationed and dated
by ovation May 17, 2008
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