chatgap

The lag between replies in an IM-style conversation: one person types a new statement BEFORE the other person types his/her reply to a previous statement, thus making it unclear in a humorous, surprising or even tragic way.

Eli: I just got accepted to go on the space shuttle.

Nina: Oh wow!

Eli: Oh, and one other thing.

Nina: You must be so excited!

Eli: I think my condom broke last night.

Nina: That's SO AMAZING!

Eli: Uh, chatgap?

Nina: Oh, snap! Chatgap!

Eli: BRB

by namaste0333 July 2, 2009

chata

- hispanic origins - female adjetive to describe something truncated, or flat. Nickname for a girl who has a small flat nose, or small breasts. (CHATO = is the male version)

"How can Maria breathe through her nose, she's so chata"

"Dude Nancy needs a boob job, she's too damn chata"

by LJim September 14, 2005

chateau'd

Being absolutey stinking drunk - mainly by drinking too much FRENCH wine.
So if you have been drinking wine and you are:

hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated or inebriated then you can consider yourself CHATEAU'D

Had a great BBQ yesterday afternoon and got stuck into a great case of red wine, we were all absolutely chateau'd by 6 o'clock....

by Toadfish2 August 3, 2009

chata

A set-up to dis someone

You talk to chata yet?

Who?

Chata fuck up!

by Dane February 15, 2004

Chatham, New Jersey

yeah we know it is one of the most bitchy towns in new jersey and EVERYONE around it hates it. Even some people that live in Chatham hate it. I would know because I live there. But seriously everyone who says we don't have good schools and our sports suck and we are lazyasses, have fun trying to explain why we were rated the number 9 town to live in out of 100, where none of the surrounding towns (that means you, Madison and summit) were in the top ten either. Don't hate and be jealous. Maybe once your schools get better than ours and we stop sending our rich ass kids to ivy league schools, you'll have something to say. And try beating us at sports once in a while. If not, then all those other people who are posting about chatham who don't even know what they're talking about, shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear about what you have to say. Oh and by the way, you might remember me saying that Chatham, although pretty highly esteemed in certain aspects, is still one of he bitchiest towns in nj. Yeah, well those disses didnt think of themselves you know. The worst thing you can do to yourself is try to show up a Chatham kid, because they will DESTROY YOU. we all have our own cliques, and our cliques all know how to kick some major ass, seeing the drama we go through practically every day. So go ahead and try to deny that we are one of the top towns, because we are publiced with a title for it. Maybe if you read a frickin book once in a while, you'd even know what that meant. But until then, just don't even try to make a comeback. You'll just embarrass yourselve miserably.

Chatham, New Jersey? Yeah ive heard of it. Its a bitch, right? Wait, no. That's not right. Its a SMART, KICKASS bitch who will destroy you if you even touch it. So don't even go there. Yeah. That's what I thought.

by •¥anonymous¥• May 2, 2008

Chatham

A white affluent society full of snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. A small town where if you are not white, christian, rich, and bitchy, you will be shunned. Don't forget that if your house is in the township, you are automatically richer and better than everyone living in the borough. Jews are not welcomed. Blacks are not welcomed, and God help you if you are both. A common insult would include "Damn, you just got Jewed." The drug of choice is ecstasy because marijuana is not expensive enough.

"That town is so Chatham!" "No, there's atleast one Jew and two Blacks, therefore it can't be."

by Blank January 17, 2005

le chateau

Canadian chain store, based in Montreal. Sells extremely overpriced "classy"-looking clothes (a lot of business suits and the like). Preppy crap is in the front; goth/punk/weird stuff is in the back. They also sell shoes and some nice jewelry (collars, cuffs, fake pearls). Their problem is the ridiculously high prices: for example, a pretty crappily made corset top costs $40 there. I got pretty much the same top at Urban Planet for $20.

Le Chateau is a good store, but they need to lower their prices, so that more people could buy there, and get more weird clothes, as opposed to prep crap.

by marla x0 August 13, 2004