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Chatroom DJ

A loser who continuously posts You-Tube music video links in a chatroom or other chat forum to make others think he is a true music afficiando. He does this to bolster his low self-esteem (as if he's performing a real technological feat) and to make the others in the forum think he's capable of doing more than his usual "Hello" "How are you?" and of course, his obligatory "lols". Chatroom DJs are also prone to dole out huge amounts of worthless information on any given subject.
"Dude, did you see that cretin posting all those music links"? "Yeah, he's just a chatroom DJ".
by Alfacinha June 28, 2010
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the chariot

Act of removing the driver's seat of one's car so that an individual may penetrate a woman from behind in doggystyle fashion while she operates the gas and brake pedals with her hands; the chariot driver steers. Best announced by yelling "THE CHAAAARIOT" out the car window.
The chariot race ended in disaster because Mandy could not see when to hit the brakes.
by Adam Felts December 13, 2008
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chatbot

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).
Chatbots are quite boring, unless they respond to or suggest sexual talk.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
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Chariot of Fire

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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chatroom

an internet room that people from where ever can chat. sometimes i just go in to piss people off with my friends when we are high or drunk just because its fuckin hilarious. people take it really serious and thats the funny part.
bigmanlax: so... sweety.. how's ur ASL?
prettykittens03: it's hot and wet how's ur ASL? i think mine wants a play mate. u wanna see my pics?
bigmanlax: ohyes baby sweet cakes.
prettykittens03: :D :) :O :P
thats me all the way on the left
bigmanlax: omg im so hard.
prettykittens03: good now i can destroy u with my evil ray that takes over the universe
bigmanlax:... sweety.. heres my pic :B
prettykittens03: ur a faggot
bigmanlax: but im hard sweety babykins
prettykittens03: choke on it bitch ur ugly i have no use talking to people half way across the world jerkin off to my pics when u are so ugly
by deenie June 16, 2004
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Chatroulette Drinking Game

Alright here’s the chatroulette drinking game. Best played with a group because the internet is a lonely and desolate place:

Everytime you see a penis you scream loudly to surprise a masturbator into disconnecting. Immediately after he disconnects you drink a sip of your beer.

You drink ever time you see a black man and loudly announce “black man!”
If you see chicks, you shout “show your tits.” If they show their tits you drink the rest of your beer.

Anyone else, you insult the shit out of them before they switch to the next person.

You never may end the conversation unless the person is obviously not doing anything. They must end it. If they haven’t, you must point at them and insult them until they end it.

(you may open a new window)
The Chatroulette drinking games if fucking awesome. Holy shit I got fucking wasted while screaming at dudes beating their meat.
by Dr. Cokevelle July 26, 2010
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the chariot

Man I sure love The Chariot
by Derrick January 25, 2005
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