the challenge

The Challenge is the 40 day period of Lent when a man cannot masturbate. The Challenge is a long and gruesome waiting period. Not many men can hold out.

"hey man, how far did you get in the challenge last year?"

"30 seconds, what about you?"

by thechallengewascompleted February 13, 2013

Lorax Challenge

A viral internet challenge in which the player enters a public toilet, turns off the lights, turns on all the taps, proceeds to shit in every cubicle without flushing and then leaves.

Person 1: Please don't do the lorax challenge.
Person 2: Dude, I just did the lorax challenge.

by Cronkers May 4, 2021

Titanfall call

When you phone your friend and tell them, "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes." Then you hang up without speaking anything else. Works better with FaceTime.

Ring Ring

Bro 1: "Hey bro, where you at?"

Bro 2: "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes."

click

Bro 1: "What? He hung up..."

Bro 3: "That was a Titanfall call man."

by saucyBdog May 18, 2014

Sportically Challenged

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.

Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

Caucasianly Challenged

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges

Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged

by I Have a Pepsi Problem March 16, 2020

Awful Awful Challenge

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

call in rich

To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."

by butterlobster August 4, 2009