cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

cattle trucked

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fucked'.

As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).

by Markyharley December 25, 2013

the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field

Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.

by mn., November 8, 2003

Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

sigma cattle

A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.

The Delts get a $25 fine for setting foot on Sigma Cattle property.

by Sunny December 25, 2003

cattle prod

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!

After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore

by Dr.Biggs February 4, 2004

Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.

When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.

by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006