Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 May 26, 2018

Carson

A loner
Dm if single

His name is Carson but you can call him....
Anytime

Who is that??? Oh never mind it’s just Carson

by The loner: single May 14, 2018

Carson

A bitch Ass mf who is ugly and cries all the time

Everyone: Carson is such a bitch
Carson: yeah
Everyone: Shut the fuck up no one asked you

by CJP503 April 28, 2022

Carson

Small

Carson I couldn’t see u there u were too small

by The chicken van man December 6, 2019

Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny

Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!

by Carson90 January 10, 2019

Carson

A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.

His penis looks like Carson’s.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai

OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:

by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018