Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

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vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.

Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008

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Carlton

A privledged black man, A suburban black man. A black man whose parents are wealthy or has money. Whose parents can take care of him and all his problems so he doesnt have to. A black man who is not hood but tries to be "down" with the hood folks. Such as Carlton from the Fresh prince of Bel Air.

"He shouldn't even be hanging out in the hood. He's a Carlton" "why is he making gangsta rap when he is a Carlton"

by Persianeyez April 19, 2018

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