condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.

- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.

by dc916 May 26, 2004

Condom Leung

He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.

Student A : "I love Condom Leung's lesson!"
StudentB : "Don't be so 8745."

by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

trophy condom

A stupid term used in CSI Las Vegas the TV show to try and show a "hip" side of the show. Pretty much another great idea by big executives to try and bring a new young audience to the show. Instead they give weird ideas to parents and confuse everyone else who wonders why you would use such a dumbass term and then support it by having an actress say "yeah i know what they are, i went to college... didn't you?"

I fucked this really hot girl and kept a trophy condom.

by Stusi January 18, 2006

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Condom Fairy

a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.

girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!

by Simba NCL January 25, 2013