Callypigian

Perfect posterior

"that bitch j lo used to be callypigian. now she flat as a board"

by asd November 28, 2003

Calzonazos

Spanish slang for -- completely and totally whipped by your girlfriend. Most frequently occurs when an spanish guy is in love with a spanish girl but they are far apart (e.g. he is in NY and she is in barcelona). She wears the pants in the situation and basically he's just along for the ride.

Mira ese tio es la definicion de calzonazos....o mejor dicho WONDERWOMAN.....

by luners February 8, 2010

Calzonish

1.dough filled with tasty treats, being like a calzone.

2. One who is cheesy and filled with lies

1."this stretched out dough ball made from cheeses and other goodies is so calzonish"

2. "Jared is sooooo calzonish, he is always full of shit!"

by Gina haskell March 8, 2008

calyptian

Warriors of the kingdom of Calypso, and partakers of the the wonderful beverage that is Calypso Lemonade. Usually Blue Raspberry

"I say, king Larey! There cometh the Calyptian knights!"

by King Lasso December 15, 2017

Calayia

Nice funny kind but mess with her you get your ass beat she's nice when she wants to be she can be a dick head you can laugh in her face and she can laugh back you clap she can clap back she's cute she's funny she's loyal she got a big o booty she's cute and strong she never worries about a hoe she's the goofiest person I know she's funny and you want problem she'll give them to you she's light-skinned with dark curly hair and if you want to fight she's always up for one

Calayia is not Goofy

But she'll give you that clap back though

by Calayia November 21, 2018

calzed

The act of losing a bet in the final stages of a game. In particular, after the 85th minute of a football match.

I can't believe I got calzed on that goal in the 90th minute.

I almost got calzed, but Pickford saved the penalty and won me the bet.

by ImmenseMessi January 15, 2019

Calzheimers

A mental disorder where the person effected by it willingly changes their name, and when they do so the memories of the previous memory are forgotten. This mainly only happens in social media and such but severe cases applies in real life.

“My friend got Calzheimers, really bad. He called himself Brad and started kicking people and I’m really mad.”

by TheCalFan January 1, 2020