calvin goldspink

calvin goldspink is a member of s club 8 (s club juniors)

is the hottest boy alive.

stars on the television program i dream

calvin is hot and really hot. he was born on 24th january 1989

favourite colour : green

by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005

Calvin

Calvin is very shy and will only talk to you unless you come up to him. He can be very firm and blunt with people, but only if you cross him. He is very handsome and all the guys and girls think he is hot asf. Calvin prefers to stay to himself and usually likes to be in total darkness. Calvin is VERY intelligent and will not rest until he figures out what he wants. He is really hardworking and determined to succeed in life. Calvin loves everyone who loves him and will do anything for them if he expresses his feelings.

WOW CALVIN IS SO HANDSOME!

by spellcastersclub August 28, 2019

Calvin

A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.

Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"

by MIHAJA January 15, 2020

Calvinism

A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.

Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.

by PourSonFils.com August 13, 2014

Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.

Never argue with a six year old who shaves.

by purple jesus June 28, 2005

calvin goldspink

weehee look at me; sam is a loser (L)

calvin goldspink thinks sam is a loer

by toesocksfuxer April 7, 2005

Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018