Calum

A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.

Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
Fuck em and leave em”

oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”
by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"

"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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Calum Vercoe

Calum Vercoe is a huge pick me boy and is a wanna be. He gets no bitches.
Girl: *Walks by
Calum Vercoe: Pick me I am super good at playing sports!
Girl: Ew no you’re ugly
by AidenBama9 March 6, 2022
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Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying
Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum
by Ketamawn November 13, 2020
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Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake
"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"
by Imanegg April 4, 2019
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024
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