cafegymatorium

a cafeteria / gym commonly found in elementary school.

The doomsday sirens just went off, class lets go to the cafegymatorium.

by Raymond Barone (everybody loves raymond) April 4, 2003

Caffuffle

A caffuffle can be a mess up, misunderstanding, cock up, mistake, error etc..

Recently used in the UK show: "little britain"

Last week i wrote my surname in the first name box. It was a right caffuffle!

by Chriso20 January 13, 2005

caff

A cafe serving simple, basic food.

Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

Caffer

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.

You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

michael caffrey

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.

billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot

by codiiiii August 24, 2010

cyber cafe

A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.

Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile

by Azamat Bagatov November 10, 2008