Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Typically followed by and 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation.

"Its a crispy morning x"
"Looking good, feeling crispy x"
"That is some crispy water x"

by crispy123 December 28, 2018

Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Crispy Concords

An extremely hot sigma male that streams and does YouTube.

Dude he's such a Crispy Concords.

by CrispyConcordsSupporter May 2, 2022