Irish Continental Breakfast

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.

Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast

by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

prison continent

A.K.A Australia

We shipped those fugitives from those shores years ago and turned Australia into a prison continent.

by The Deportinator July 1, 2018

Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

by Lownico October 9, 2017

containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006