Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"

Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!

by Joe Brannen September 28, 2005

Cometbus

One of the greatest zines ever created.
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing

Aaron Cometbus is a true genius. His zine, Cometbus, has been printed since '83 and it's still fresh and with a unique writing style. long live the east bay punk scene woo!

by dr. gruff April 10, 2008

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by bullterrier January 1, 2009

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

coditude

When you consume a scarce global resource (possibly on the brink of extinction) because if you don't, someone else will anyway and why should you miss out. Originally started in respect of the cod, but applies to any animal, mineral or energy resource.

I told Phil that sea bass was an endangered species, but when were at the fishmonger he showed complete coditude because he bought it anyway, he said that if he hadn't eaten it someone else would and why should he make that sacrifice

by Countryfarmer August 7, 2010

sprite comic

A type of comic that is used widely across the internet due to it's simplicity and overall hilarious appearance. To start, a "sprite" is a pose of a character taken from an existing sheet or ripped from video games by use of ROM's and the "Print Screen" button. To rip a sprite, one uses a rom and looks for a pose they require. They press the "print screen" button and paste onto Paint, Photoshop, etc. They proceed to long work by removing the background from the sprite. The sprite is then put on a "sheet", a compilation of various sprites. Already prepared sprites are all around the internet such as spriters-resource.com. There are also "custom sprites", which are hard worked alterations of existing sprites, or "pixel by pixel" creations, which are completely hand made. The comic is made by taking a pose from the sheet and placing it on a background, taken the same way as a sprite (with more work) and adding the necessary action. Already prepared backgrounds are also found in abundance, especially at bghq.com. After the comic is made, it can be hosted anywhere it is wanted or displayed on message boards with the use of a Photobucket or Imageshack account.

Sprite comics are a very popular sight.

by Christian Cruz November 30, 2006

To Comet

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.

"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".

by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010