Comfatable

When a over-weight person falls sleep sitting up.

Damn, that chick is comfatable... Look she fell asleep sitting up...

by Beckcheck December 2, 2010

confordable

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

comfotable

A common misspelling of the word comfortable. Used most often by accident.

It's hard to believe anyone misspells comfotable anymore. - accident

by twiceseenalwaysmoistened June 6, 2010

Comfartable

a smelling foul comment.

You think that woman is a hot public political figure with substance?? That is soooo comfartable imho, to think that.

by ladyMatea June 22, 2011

Comfortabroke

Main Entry: com·fort·a·broke
Pronunciation: 'k&m(p)(f)-t&(r)-broke, 'k&m(p)-f&(r)-t&-broke, 'k&m-f&(r)-broke

Function: adjective
1a : affording or enjoying contentment and security at the same time you don't have money to spend on enjoying contentment
b: barely enjoying physical comfortbrokeness, but it'll do.

1a: "I ain't spending a dang thang. I got money, but I'm comfortabroke."
1b: "Something is not right with this chair. It's messed up but it's comfortabroke."

by Jean Smif Junior December 12, 2008

comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

by Helljin April 8, 2006

comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007