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chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.
While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.
by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014
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School Of Chaos

Kid: Hey hop on school of chaos
KID 2 : HELL NO I deleted that crap its full of scammers

kid: OK
Hey Yesterday I got Cured of being homo Once I clicked uninstalled school of chaos
by RoarXDbro October 25, 2020
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Systematic Chaos

Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.

Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II
You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!
by fretfire! July 16, 2007
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Order Out Of Chaos

Order Out Of Chaos Or In Old Latin "Ordo Ab Chao"

A Latin expression, meaning Order out of Chaos. A motto of the Thirty-third Degree, and having the same allusion as lug e tenebris, which see in this work. The invention of this motto is to be attributed to the Supreme Council of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite"

- Source: Mackey's Encyclopedia of Freemasonry

Many bands and other sources outside of freemasonry have used the term in various works. The term was recently manifested in book title with the release of Order Out Of Chaos The Landmarks of Freemasonry authored by Sean R Bailey.

Although many books have been written on the theory of the masonic landmarks, few are available that provide a complete overview of the centuries of attempts at making any one set of landmarks universally apart of the Masonic Code. This book provides the unique perspective of the many attempts by Authors and Unique men in Masonry. Beginning with the basic concepts of what constitutes a
Landmark, each chapter then traces the steps taken in applying what has been written into what we as modern masons use today in our daily life's.

The book assumes the reader has a basic knowledge of the" basic" concepts of Freemasonry. It is especially well suited for identification of the dynamics of masons around the world. As no one jurisdiction is the same. So is the case for the landmarks they have instated as code
Order Among Chaos, Ordo Ab Chao or Order out Of Chaos
by Brother AB June 18, 2011
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Beefy Chaos

A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.

After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.

As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!
Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!
by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008
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Chaos Theory

there are many theories to find which one explains the most instead of picking multiple ones
by Dong Woo April 4, 2005
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chaos cloud

According to the tabloid Weekly World News, it is a supernexus omnipotent dust cloud that is going to kill all of us in nine years. It is made by Hawking Radiation and swallows any planet it encounters.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear about that Chaos Cloud that's gonna kill us in nine years?
Guy 2: Dude screw that, Weekly World News is full of shit.
Guy 1: Nuh-uh!
by Super Koopa September 25, 2005
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