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Muffin-caked 

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019
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Lemon Pound Caked 

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.
The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight
Lemon Pound Caked by Alicatz March 27, 2023

rice caked 

When one drops in on your wave when surfing.
Grommet Tim rice caked Pat on that wave.
rice caked by Cobin June 2, 2015

Alien Caked 

A state of mind obtained through sheer obsession over any one thing.
Your friend has been playing an immensely large RPG or MMO video game for countless hours or days and you reply "Dude your mind has totally been alien caked get out of the house or something!"
Alien Caked by Ed Reiher December 25, 2008

No-caked 

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily
Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.
No-caked by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005

Getting Caked 

Emily: YO I was getting caked last night!
Sarah: Was it Ashley?!
Emily: You know it! She ate the cake like it was her birthday.

ass-caked 

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert
"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"
ass-caked by Asscake69 May 3, 2017