e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.

Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”

“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation

by Random penis guy August 29, 2020

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F.U.C.K. I.T.

Friends
U
Can
Keep

In
Touch

When you sign a year book in middle school, you put F.U.C.K. I.T. .. so your friends know you are a Friend U can Keep In Touch.. Yada I mean

by reminecing my middle school October 24, 2010

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A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

Secret alphabet of u.d

The regular alphabet has 26 letters, but ud has 28! Here: A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new

by fuckshit7j7 May 6, 2022

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c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

Come eat my pussy then I cum on your face

Hey (insert name) c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

by En"" March 28, 2023

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a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".

girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra

by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

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