To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.
Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
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Get the cratch mug.A people based out of the small island of Crate in the South-East Pacific. The people were known for a culture based heavily off large, group laugh sessions and were known to be trading silks and spices long before the Qing Dynasty of China was ever established. Their prime empire was in the Masahuti Dynasty from 1340 - 1620 which was a threat to be reckoned with. In 1620, the Cratens overthrew their tyrannical government and an age of democracy was born. Today, the Cratens are a very secretive people, with the only access to the island of Crate being by a ferry known as the S.S. Majestic.
Person 1: "Man, look at that guy! Where is he from!"
Person 2: "Man! You're an idiot! He's from Crate!"
Person 1: "You mean he's a Craten! Oh man! let's go sign his abs!"
Person 2: "Man! You're an idiot! He's from Crate!"
Person 1: "You mean he's a Craten! Oh man! let's go sign his abs!"
by Migoror June 16, 2009
Get the Craten mug.A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
by AndrewHall January 26, 2009
Get the Crater-shat mug.New Zealand idiomatic word for spherical and/or dried lumps of animal faeces, typically those left by a sheep or rabbit but may also refer to excrement of larger animals once it has dried and begun to disintegrate
"You can tell we're in rabbit country because of all the crattles; you can see that they're smaller and more numerous than those left by a sheep."
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