butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

butthole mohawk

when ones ass is so hairy their crack is full of pubes

hey cool my ass is punker then me
i got a butthole mohawk

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

loose butthole

Anything that is lame, weak, or not enjoyable in any way, can be summed up with the phrase loose butthole. Seeing as most people don't enjoy a stretched crack, this term should be reserved for only the most deserving moments.

" I can't believe i wasted $10 to see Battle: Los Angeles"
" Yeah that movie was loose butthole."
" The loosest!"

by BearssFan October 2, 2011

niggers in my butthole

when u put a dick in a butt hole

niggers in my butthole and i like it

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

Dusty Butthole

This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole

Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!

Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .

by MS :) October 28, 2010

butthole troll

A troll placed in the butthole to prevent a young boy being molested or participating in anal intercourse.

My diarrhea was so bad last night a crapped my butthole troll.

by Goochterminator26 November 8, 2015

Butthole plum

It's a plum that has a hole in the top just big enough to stick your finger in

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life November 23, 2015