A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

Buttered up

A term used for someone, usually a girl, who goes out and gets drunk.

Kirsten went out with the girls and got all buttered up last night.

by J. Roper July 21, 2007

Buttered the bread

When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.

(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)

by Restiotiti May 16, 2018

Buttered Cob

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".

Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!

by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009

buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.

Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties

by BRAINSTEW! March 5, 2011

Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.

My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.

by TornHorse January 19, 2011

buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008