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legitimate businessman

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.
by JackTheNipper March 5, 2008
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Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business
by Trillwally March 25, 2016
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Business Tattoo

Tattoos an individual has that are hidden from plain sight. They are normally located on the chest, stomach, and back. This way, a person can look professional while still enjoying their tattoos.
Kevin Durant has a clean image because of his business tattoos that are covered when he plays basketball.
by ZXJ6 September 8, 2011
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Bumitely7

This is how to Pronounce it (bum It ely number seven) bumitely is a word for episodes and it's most Found in the seventh episode.
If you have a film and you say episode 7 but its bumitely7 or bumitely 7
by Splatycat November 15, 2020
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Bufity

Bufity is the best moot like bitch no one is Perfect then bufity
#stanbufity #bufitylivesmatter #bufityisthebest
by Darkyhttps November 26, 2021
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Business seconds

A expedited good, service, or occurrence that is delivered or takes place so fast it is measured in seconds, not days.
"Shawty said she didn't have condoms but she was on the pill. He busted in that 😺, 3 business seconds later homie was wearing Burberry sitting at a baby shower."
by Pneumonia Ceilings December 31, 2021
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business major

A member of a degenerate subspecies of humans (Latin name homo sapiens nequequam) that bears a marked visual similarity to ordinary homo sapiens. The homo sapiens nequequam can be distinguished by the following behaviors:

* Whining at the end of the semester to their professors to give them a higher letter grade in a class they failed even though they don't understand the material because "they'll never need to know it anyway."
* Exhibiting a complete lack of creative, artistic, scientific, or mathematical capacity, as well as any desire to exert themselves intellectually.
* Having no long term goals in life other than spawning more ignorant brats, playing golf, watching football, and making lots of money, and generally succeeding at all but the last.
* Prioritizing their school life as follows:
1. Getting Drunk
2. Fucking
3. Making Money
4. Staying Skinny/Buff
5. Spending Daddy's money
6. Driving Daddy's car
7. Studying
* Insisting that their major really is as hard as all the others, thereby exhibiting a lack of appreciation for true academic progress reminiscent of a denizen of Plato's cave.
* Voting Republican.
HS guidance counsellor: So, what do you want to study in college?

Moron: I dunno.

Counsellor: Well, what are you interested in doing with your life?

Moron: Banging hot chicks and raking in the cash.

Consellor: How do you plan to achieve that?

Moron: Ima be a CEO.

Consellor: ...

Moron: Yeh dad sez I can be a business major just like him and then Ill have it made.

Consellor: *facepalm*
by mathnazi May 12, 2010
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