beaver bumper

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003

vagina bumpers

Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.

1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!

2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!

by saulisdead July 16, 2008

Bumper sticker

A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.

Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.

"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp...

Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???

by getdoooowwn September 1, 2009

bumper fuck

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

fuzzy bumper

A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.

"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Text bumper

Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.

1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
2. Text bumper
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

Velcro Bumper

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

by Solinus September 23, 2007