Bumper Sticker Politics 

Persuading people to support a politician or initiative through the use of catchphrases, broad/short statements or simply selling the idea that people need to belong to a political party while depending on the target audience laziness not to do any actual research to see if the politician or initiative has any outstanding flaws that will burn them.

The frenzy increases around elections and can be easily spotted in message boards when people try to turn any news article into a political statement even if it really has nothing to do with politics.

Do you really think your Beliefs are in jeopardy depending on who is in office? You need to stop buying into the bumper sticker politics you see on the road and actually read unbiased articles instead.

Bumper Sticker Politics by MrWall August 23, 2012

bumper cunt 

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

Bumper Butts 

A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).

"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"

Bumper Butts by gjcourt November 9, 2012

[Bumper] [Humper] 

Someone who tailgates

I really wish this bumper humper would get off my ass!.

[Bumper] [Humper] by Kellyonious December 25, 2008

Bumper Stab 

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.

Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"

Bumper Stab by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012

bumper pop 

When one jumps up and down on a random cars bumper to "pop" the bumper off of the car then fleeing the scene.

Damn, sucks that that car got his bumper knocked off. Nigga got bumper popped

bumper pop by Jon423 January 19, 2014

bumper humper 

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

bumper humper by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015