buffer the system

when you like a girl and there is another guy on her you send a friend thats a girls to go get in between them so he is not interested in her

Oh shit he is to close hey jan go buffer the system.

by That one guy and me July 12, 2010

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.

Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."

by paldin September 25, 2011

buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.

Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.

by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014

Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.

"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."

by Oled Greg September 27, 2015

Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"

by SirRusky May 1, 2016

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016