brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

brencow

Brencow is a fictional character based off of Panic! At The Disco singer, Brendon Urie, if he was a cow. Brencow was featured in a awesome short story. Brendon became Brencow after the Cow Gods cursed him after eating steak to be a cow for the rest of his life. Sadly, Brencow's life didn't last long, after his milk was drinking straight from the utter by a crazy fangirl, she got so hungry she ate his meat too.

"Brencow's meat was delicious, I didn't even have to cook it"

cow P!ATD Milk MEAT

by jesstheemotrashcan May 25, 2016

Branchist

When a member of one military branch exposes or exaggerates issues with another military branch in a derogatory or fun loving way.

Marine: "At least I didn't take the easy way out like those Coast Guard pussies "

Civilian: "Hey man, that's a branchist of you..."

by Luker003, Strangehitchhiker April 1, 2017

Branch Kin

When you pee in the branch/ creek/river/etc and people downstream interact in or drink the water making you related...

Hey I think we're branch kin your folks live up the creek from us....

by jus_smh July 12, 2017

Brunch Body

As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.

Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.

by millenilols June 16, 2019

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

mexican brunch

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.

Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!

by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020