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breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
by sean February 7, 2005
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Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!
by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011
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breachlan

breachlan is a lan party based in aberdeen scotland.
breachlan is enjoyed by many and people travel far and wide to attend.
the attendees play pc and console games for whole weekend often without sleep. much fun is had
Steve: Are we going to the next breachlan
Bob: hell yeah, lets go frag us some noobs
by PseudoPhreak May 17, 2006
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broche

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.
This guy I know is a total broche
by pandandy June 16, 2011
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warp core breach

star trek fan slang for being close to shitting yourself
man i gotta take a shit, im about to have a warp core breach... to which the replie should always be "make it so"

see also core breach
by Jim Venner December 15, 2004
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Brochachoski

A form of saying bro which combines both "Brochacho" and "Broski".
Bro: Here's the answers to the math test.
Me: Thanks brochachoski <3.
by CHIC MAGNET December 18, 2019
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Panty Breach

When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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