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not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.
"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"
by gingecan July 2, 2014
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Bright Vachirawit Chivaaree

Bright Vachirawit Chivaaree is a 23-year-old Thai actor, singer and a CEO of his own brand, Astrostuffs. Most well-known as "Sarawat" in "2gether the Series" which was release in 2020 by GMMTV. He is handsome, smart, warm and cool, but most of all, genuine. He spent 8 years in the entertainment industry and finally enjoying the growing popularity. His next role is "Thyme" in widely anticipated "F4 Thailand" which is set to release at the and of 2021.
"Keep working hard at school, your dreams will come true like Bright Vachirawit Chivaaree."
"OMG, this cake is perfect like Bright, it looks good, tastes good and very, very sweet!"
by Yomimaid July 26, 2021
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Bright Eyes

Bright Eyes are a BAND, from Omaha, Nebraska. Many people think that "Bright Eyes" refers only to the frontman, Conor Oberst. Although he is the only permanent member of the band, he is not "Bright Eyes". He and the other musicians performing on his records are "Bright Eyes". Producer and multi instrumentalist Mike Mogis is also sometimes considered to be a part of Bright Eyes.

Conor Oberst writes music which captivates a large number of contemporary teenagers. He writes of depressing events in his life which are often not true. He believes that his own real personal details are irrelevant and distracts fans with exaggerated fictional biographical events such as his mother drowning one of his brothers in a bathtub each year for a period of a few years, who were all named "Padraic".

Some of the references made to his life, however, seem to be vaguely based on the truth. He makes frequent references to problems with drinking and is often drunk when performing on stage.

Conor also has written a few politically driven songs. The most notable of which being the sarcastic "When The President Talks To God". However, he is rumoured to be moving away from such subjects for his forthcoming album, scheduled for early 2007.

He is also the epitome of non-conformity. He refuses to play shows in which the corporation "Clear Channel" are involved and refuses to sign to any major labels, staying with his current label, Saddle Creek, which he founded himself in his hometown.

A lot of Bright Eyes fans are obsessed with his most "emo" songs, such as "Lover I Don't Have To Love" and have no interest in his songs which tilt more in the folk direction, i.e. "Waste Of Paint". These fans are often "Scene Kids" attempting to look cool. However, Bright Eyes do have a large base of genuine fans.
1. Bright Eyes is so hot.

2. Song - "An Attempt To Tip The Scales". This is scripted and not actually Conor's voice.

3. Song - "Hit The Switch"

4. Song - "When The President Talks To God". (Not recorded in a studio. However, a live version is available on "Motion Sickness (Live Recordings)")

5. Many a show has been cancelled due to Conor's hatred of Clear Channel, much to the disappointment of hundreds of fans, but shows are usually re-scheduled to other venues.

6. OMGZZZ!!!11!1!!one! LOVERIDON'THAVETOLOVE. I WANT A GIRL WHO'S SO DRUCK SHE DOESN'T TALK. x.x.x.x.zzzzzzz\/\/
by you'renotabrighteyesfan July 18, 2006
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Brighton Youth

The Youth section of a church. Officially known as 'Brighton Youth Fellowship', however this title is a big misnomer. There is absolutely no fellowship to God, and youth are being judged solely based on the number of new friends brought. Most leaders are also total assholes in this aspect, and look down on members who either come less frequently or not bring any friends. And the good leaders are unfortunately being outnumbered in order to chamge things for the better.
Guy 1: Hey bro, want to come to my church? Called Brighton Youth.
Guy 2: No bro, all they want is to pump up their number of members, and if I want to worship God I might as well stay at home, since they don't care about their longtime members
Guy 1: Well you are right, I'll probably stay home instead to watch the sermon instead instead of wasting time traveling
by Pleyel August 24, 2021
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bright

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright
by mike December 15, 2003
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Brighton Barons

A generic name given to young persons, (usually students) living in the Brighton & Hove area. These individuals are recognised for thier love of Brighton as well as thier dutty appearence and hedonistic lifestyle.
"I saw a bunch of Barons cotchin on the beach last night"

"You may love Brighton son, but you aint no Baron"

"Those dutty Brighton Barons need to fix-up"
by Tinmantom June 20, 2007
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