Breesing

vb. To get down on one knee, both hands together, after doing something worthwhile. Not to be confused with tebowing, which is getting down on one knee, head resting on clenched fist for no reason.

Drew Brees was seen Breesing in the Saints' locker room after breaking Dan Marino's record.

by MrSaint December 29, 2011

Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.

Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.

"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 June 18, 2013

Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.

Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021

blessing

a fat and ugly annonying person who always slaps the back of people's head she looks lke a butt.

wow what could be worse than blessing' why is she even called blessing when she is not even one

by greystone roar September 28, 2017

biessing

Biessing means bluffing to others about their intimate or sexual relations with a person of opposite sex.

He was biessing about her as he liked her alot

by asknow November 14, 2014

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008