Braeden

a terribly mean, obnoxious man who only cares about himself, his slut and his dog
doesnt care about anyones feelings as long as he gets sum

S E X

also refereed too as (insert barf noise here)

oh look theirs (insert barf noise here)
(insert barf noise here)
dont look theirs too many moles on the Braeden

by noonelikehim September 24, 2011

braved

1.) Getting taken advantage of while drunk by a fat chick and liking it.
2.) While intoxicated, having unconscious sexual relations with a fat chick.

I was at a frat party last night and I saw some sucker getting braved.
Did you hear what happened to Marcos? He got braved big time last weekend.

by DSkizzle September 17, 2006

Brewed Up

An irresistable urge in your bowls causing you to run to the shitter after drinking a hot cup of java at work.

After his second cup of java Skippy was all brewed up and raced to the bathroom just in time for his first bowel movement of the day.

by LTPA September 5, 2009

braeden

someone with fancy ears who cries fancy tears, who is usually employed by some particular pasta restaurant. due to his fancy ways, he is confined to the kitchen area as he is hungover 75% of the time, all the time.

man, jeff totally braeden-ed it up last night.

by spaggotmaggot October 3, 2011

braedynn

Of Greek origin, meaning man of wisdom; a strong willed, highly intelligent man, who will intrigue anyone he meets. Of most honorable and honest character. He has a loyal heart towards God. Braedynn is the subject of much respect and desire.

Irish origin, meaning Brave.

Braedynn is certainly a man who could be president, and do the country proud!

by NightRiderr July 6, 2018

Braeden goemer

Braeden goemer is a redneck and he likes to send it, he also likes to send nudes... But to guys. He gets sad when someone dates his crush.

Guy: "last night braeden goemer sent me nudes and his pp was small".

by Fredericks daddy March 30, 2019

Braeden

He is a nice genuine person but talks to many girls at the same time. He’s really nice and he’ll talk to you about almost anything but if you talk to him too much he’ll get annoyed and keep playing on his ps4 with his friends.

“Aww that guy is so sweet, but he talks to so many girls”
“Yeah he’s probably a braeden”

by Hey bitchessss June 18, 2020