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Brandon

Brandon is a complete dick and is popular but very annoying and good at sports but is dick
Brandon is such a dick
by Human man1263 February 1, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is an awesome friend, he might seem really tough but he's actually one of the kindest people you'll get to know. He is very friendly, intelligent, curious about the world. Highly skilled at playing league of legends. Can be quite emotional when it comes to video games, loves talking about them. Not very patient. Loves obsessing about things.
Yo Brandon what up
by huala April 11, 2020
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Brandon

A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .
Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .
by Perc30! May 18, 2022
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Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican
Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon
by Banana man64 February 14, 2020
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Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?
by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019
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Brandon

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.
by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.
Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.
by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019
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