Brandon

Brandon is an awesome friend, he might seem really tough but he's actually one of the kindest people you'll get to know. He is very friendly, intelligent, curious about the world. Highly skilled at playing league of legends. Can be quite emotional when it comes to video games, loves talking about them. Not very patient. Loves obsessing about things.

Yo Brandon what up

by huala April 11, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the best guy in the world he’s usually tall and dark skinned he’s very funny and smart but he’s also very chill Brandon’s always have a honking cock and are very good in bed he loves sports and video games but he’s no nerd he’s mastered the art of blackjitsu and can take anyone with ease so don’t try him.

Dawn-WOW that boy is sexy

Jessica-that’s Brandon he’s so cute and he’s smart he just made varsity football
Dawn-DIBS!

by Therealsestone_ October 31, 2018

Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican

Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon

by Banana man64 February 14, 2020

Brandon

A young african american young man , that sucks at everything he plays , yet he is a very sexc and cute lightskin , that could get sucked up like craZy .

Omg i love brandon , he’s so hot , but he sucks at everything . I’ll still succ him up tho .

by Perc30! May 18, 2022

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019

Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.

Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.

by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019