boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

boing

sound effect of a spring contracting/extending

*boing* boy: wow that was a spring.

*byorng* other boy: wow that was a swedish spring

by Hamburher April 19, 2020

boingdat

An unathletic black person

I didn't realize he was a boingdat until I saw he couldn't dribble a freakin basketball!

by T-Good January 2, 2009

boingly-doinglies

Particularly large breasts.

She waved her boingly-doinglies at me and I was smitten.

by Frugen April 5, 2007

Boing boing dog

A nickname for the Borzoi dog breed

"Hey did you see that Borzoi?"

"Ayup a pretty good Boing boing dog"

by Rodent of truth October 16, 2022

boinbro

A close friend that loves playing mario and smoking marijuana with you.

“oh yeah that guy? He's my boinbro”
“Everyones gotta have a boinbro man”

by Bruvahjpg December 28, 2022

Sha Boink A Boink

A term defining when you are about to get down and have some luvin, usually in a sexual nature

Girl 1: Oh so your *friend* is coming over? What you all gonna do?
Girl 2 : Oh you know its sha boink a boink time
Girl 1: Ah .. I see , well have fun!

by Daizy January 18, 2006