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trapdoor booger

A booger that is trapped in one’s nose, usually stuck to the wall of the nostril, which flaps back and forth like a hinged trap door when breathing. The trap door should be removed with caution; if snorted too vigorously when trying to loosen, it may suddenly release, resulting in being sucked down into the back of your throat, Which may induce nausea or vomiting.
I’ve had a trapdoor booger stuck in my nose all day, It’s driving me crazy!
by Steve Brown (Nu) April 1, 2022
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Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.
by projectmatter May 8, 2009
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pussy booger

A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.
After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.
by saps72 May 31, 2018
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Booger Eater

A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.
The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters
by Misery Master January 6, 2009
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booger bears

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"
by assman February 10, 2004
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blogder

heya blogders! i've uploaded a nu shit on xanga!
by Nana Lee August 5, 2008
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Booger Thimble

When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.
Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.
by 13fister December 31, 2010
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