(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
by unknown February 04, 2004
by OZZIEP June 08, 2009
by Petey B October 25, 2004
DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
by Sean Manning June 06, 2007
A fictional town in the series True Blood, HBO, loosely based on the Sookie Stackhouse books. Located in the same state as New Orleans, Louisiana.
by davidswife&trubie February 10, 2011
The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
by shakhan December 07, 2005
An individual with an alter-ego that lives in New Zealand, California. They will randomly ship you with any guy within 5 kilometres of your radius and proceed to irritate you with their existence. Although they may be an absolute annoyance, Kit-Bons are very supportive if you tell them the truth about your crushes. Kit-Bons also ship "Sonrise" which is a ship that never existed in the first place, however, because of their delusions they like to believe in such nonsense.
In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.
In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.
Girl 1: "OMG I just saw a Kit-Bon in the hallway!"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"
by Clorox_88 February 18, 2022