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Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo
“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend
by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025
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Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
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Removed it before someone gets (whatever the thingy is called they warn people for blinking lights) -Execut 2022
by Niklas? August 15, 2022
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Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
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