Blindie

A blind person. Unlike the other definition its derogatory nature is derived from context. Blind people often refer to themselves as this. (I felt inclined to correct the previous definition, as I've only rarely seen it used in a derogatory way).

"I know this blindie who can do pretty much anything besides drive himself around"
"They say this organization supports blindies but seems like a lot of their money goes elsewhere."

by pycthedragon January 27, 2014

blind tiger

An illegal bar; a speakeasy. Commonly used during Prohibition, especially in some Southern states including Louisiana and Texas, in particular.

During Prohibition, we used to frequent a blind tiger for drinks and girls.

by XTrooper February 8, 2018

Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

the binding of you

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

the binding of you is a rip-off of the binding of Isaac

by random_dude96 February 6, 2022

organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010

double bind

A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.

I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!

by Birch2 August 4, 2014