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twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
by jconn88 August 26, 2013
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get off my boards

When someone is messing with you mentally or physically.
Hey Chris! Your shirt is gay. Get off my boards bro before I fuck you up.
by Chris pappy August 26, 2017
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oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses
that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow
by littlejimmie March 2, 2019
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Bobarista

boba barista tapioca jamba juice

What you call the bartender at any place that sells drinks with boba in them.
Tony: Where do you work again?
Chris: I mix drinks at Bobablast.
Tony: Oh that's right you're a barista.
Chris: No, dumbass, I'm a bobarista.
by bobamonkey October 3, 2006
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dont bogart that joint

A term used in the 70's. Refering to the actor Humphry Bogart who smoked alot.
This means that one is either takeing more that his share of the joint, or not sharing at all.
Dont Bogart that joint, you know i paid for half of this shit.
by Shane Moeller December 9, 2008
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Boardnailer

One who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. A nonproductive speaker. One who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.

Etymology: The words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).
Steve - "My girlfriend is such a boardnailer. When I get home from work I just want to relax, but if Jen hasn't hammered her nails for the day I have to listen to the racket"
Marcus - "I feel you. Get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that's what I did."

Simon - "It's weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing"
Jason - "So, you married a boardnailer. I'm sorry.."
by Ruhbee! January 11, 2008
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GameFAQs Message Boards

GameFAQs Message Boards- A place filled to the brim with idiot trolls who overuse pathetic jokes/insults during inappropriate times and incompetent moderators who seem to only want to endanger your account. This place is controlled by "Karma," or basically points rewarded to those who use the board. Basically, a place with all internet inconveniences merged into one. Not a fun place. No, not for anyone, even the trolls.
In GameFaqs Message Boards, I posted a topic asking on good tips for making a character guide for Brawl. Before I knew it, the topic turned into an argument over whether the character sucked or not. Apparently, I was allowed to use the character, but only if I thought the character sucked. Another time I asked for links to a place for downloading some Wii applications, and I was told it was illegal activity, then someone else said I wasn't "cool" enough to help. True stories. I'm not making this up.
by The Wise Traveling Clinic April 19, 2010
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