Blessing

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You are a blessing

by Jaystripe November 28, 2018

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blossom

blossom is a beautiful, kind, sweet, smart, caring, and hilarious person. she’ll do anything to make you laugh. she has a humor that can come off as offensive, but isn’t meant to be. she’s undeniably beautiful. she’s athletic, and will stick with you no matter what. she’s so lit, and so fun to hang around. anytime you’re with her, you’ll always have the greatest time of your life. she has the funniest laugh, and is great at roasting. she’s a lit dancer, and she has the most gorgeous body, like it’s seriously goals. she’s a tall and beautiful bih! okurrrrrt! you can always trust her, and she’ll always be my best friend forever. if you dare hurt her, your going to hurt me too, so that we can be hurt together! don’t mess with her, because she’s a queen, and always will be, so there’s nothing you can do about that. teehee! try again sweetie. ahahah! i love her so much it’s not even explainable!

we love our bestfriend blossom!!

by grandmalover96 July 26, 2018

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bless her heart

you can say anything mean at all, as long as you use this phrase right after it.

Judy is one heck of a butterface. Bless her heart.

by anna1234 October 6, 2008

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Blessed in the Chest

One of the many names/euphanisims to describe a woman with large breasts.

Man 1: (whistle)

Man 2: What is it?
Man 1: That woman that just walked in! She sure is blessed in the chest!

by Nedyah74 September 4, 2012

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bless your crack

The equivalent of bless you, but for a fart.

Natheefah (presenting creative rational for new client): as you can see by our creative direction prrrrrrfffft...

Bryan: Bless your crack

Natheefah: thank you, we have covered all the bases..

by 2minutedoodle September 26, 2011

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