A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010
Get the Banter Blanket mug.A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.
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(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority.
Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.
Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.
by Dave T and Desert Verdin January 27, 2010
Get the blankenhorn mug.Blankety is the most comonly used definition for soft and cat like, but can also be referred as anything (object or other) can also be regarded as a feeling. really blankety is anything you want it to be because blankety is awsome!
hmm if you feel this its very blankety!
I feel very blankety today because of some other blankety crap!
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I feel very blankety today because of some other blankety crap!
this is a very blankety drink, just pure blankety-ness
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by paulos awsomonous radiartus March 15, 2010
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Class 1- apprentice (not yet qualified to fully appreciate any blanket)
Class 2- amateur (a small grasp on blankets, a basic understanding of thread functions, has permission to sleep with a washcloth sized blanket)
Class 3- associate (is able to determine thread count under the guidance of a blanket over-seer, can now sleep with a throw rug)
Class 4- bachelor (has the ability determine thread count with a glance, usually within 50 threads, can sleep with a sheet and pillow)
Class 5- master (has mastered the art of blanketry, is allowed a full bed, equipped with blanket, down comforter, pillows, and sheets. can count any number of threads with a glance, and knows the amount of feathers in a down comforter immediately. must have spent at leas 10 years beneath a blanket at all times to achieve his/her masters in blanketry)
Class 6- professor (the teachers of all lesser blanketeers, knows all the secrets hidden within each thread count of each blanket, ever. can grow blankets from a single down feather, and each of his blankets, pillows, comforters etc. weave themselves. he lives within his blanket, never revealing himself to the world and or his colleges, his blanket is equipped with every necessity he should ever need, including shower, diapers, kitchen, fridge, food, garden, cows, and all cereal corporations)
Class 1- apprentice (not yet qualified to fully appreciate any blanket)
Class 2- amateur (a small grasp on blankets, a basic understanding of thread functions, has permission to sleep with a washcloth sized blanket)
Class 3- associate (is able to determine thread count under the guidance of a blanket over-seer, can now sleep with a throw rug)
Class 4- bachelor (has the ability determine thread count with a glance, usually within 50 threads, can sleep with a sheet and pillow)
Class 5- master (has mastered the art of blanketry, is allowed a full bed, equipped with blanket, down comforter, pillows, and sheets. can count any number of threads with a glance, and knows the amount of feathers in a down comforter immediately. must have spent at leas 10 years beneath a blanket at all times to achieve his/her masters in blanketry)
Class 6- professor (the teachers of all lesser blanketeers, knows all the secrets hidden within each thread count of each blanket, ever. can grow blankets from a single down feather, and each of his blankets, pillows, comforters etc. weave themselves. he lives within his blanket, never revealing himself to the world and or his colleges, his blanket is equipped with every necessity he should ever need, including shower, diapers, kitchen, fridge, food, garden, cows, and all cereal corporations)
by The Blanketry Master July 5, 2010
Get the Blanketry mug.The technique of rolling up in a blanket so tight you feel like you’re in a taco. But you aren’t any of the bad stuff like vegetables or something you’re the beef and chicken baby.
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Get the Blanket taco mug.A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.
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