Cooper Birch

The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)

Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.

by yoseph_2975 February 1, 2022

wyley birch

wyley birch is a ghetto block where teenagers run it. This is located in the area erdington(erdz) B23 they are associated with newtown(b19) Aston(b6) and the most notorious olders kstiggz (stiga) And ndott19

person 1: have you been wyley birch before?
person 2:no but i heard it’s ghetto and teenagers run it

by Rk #6TSA November 3, 2021

Birch

Birch is the best person you will ever meet, they are highly attractive and pull all men, women, and everyone else.
Birch is an epic swaggy gamer that is great at Yu-Gi-Oh.
a Birch will never let you down no matter what.
Everyone loves a Birch

A: Is that birch
B: yeah look how epic

by soybean112 January 30, 2022

birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Alice Birch

Me, I am her. I am not famous but I want my name here.

So your Alice Birch?

by Alice Birch ig May 11, 2020

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021