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Bitched Out

In male prisons, the condition of being turned out for sex and made into another man's prison-wife.
The crew on C-block snatched up that new pretty-boy soon as he hit yard for their punk. He's so bitched out now they got him walk around in Daisy Dukes and Kool-Aid lipstick.
by BxMuscle November 7, 2011
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beached

1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
by Michael B. Wang September 30, 2010
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bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.
by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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Bitchenschaft

Denglish term for gender studies or women's studies.

Combines the German term for any science or branch of study (Wissenschaft, i.e. Sozialwissenschaft (social science), Medienwissenschaft (media studies), etc.) with the English "bitch." Denotes the often uptight and angry attitudes displayed by supposed feminists, who in reality judge and suppress the freedom of other women.
Female student living in Berlin: Let's pump some Bushido and Kay One and go hook up with random men at an awesome club!
Female student 2: but in my bitchenschaft class it says that rap music and casual sex are tools of the patriarchal society to exploit women...
Female student 1: stfu! I am an empowered woman with sexual freedom. fuck bitches get money.
by LessHappy October 17, 2011
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bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009
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Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
by bang blake December 30, 2008
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