Get better

A phrase commonly used to encourage either yourself, or someone else, to "Get Better!".
Also commonly used to mock someone for being a complete retard and bolloxing something up completely.
Must be said as loudly as possible give the situation and muct be repeated by everyone within ear shot.

Hah hah hah, he tripped over his own feet. GET BETTER!

by Morchild August 9, 2006

better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010

bestestestestest

When time's are tough, this is the one person you know you can turn to. Their smile is contagious. Their eyes are gorgeous. Their strength is admirable. Their love is genuine.

Bonnee Z is my bestestestestest friend because no matter what, being with her reminds me of how blessed I am and how important the simple things in life truly are.

by Dinosaurman1990 June 22, 2010

you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

E.coli does it better

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

bethesda face

A term used to describe Bethesda Softwork's Gamebryo video game engine's inability to render character faces in a believable or attractive manner. Games affected are the Morrow wind series and Fallout series.

example:

"Dude that NPC's face is so damn ugly!"

"They all look like that in this game, it's bethesda face"

by OutofSpec September 13, 2013