Bellend

Insult pertaining to someone with poor craftsmanship.
Originally a maker of bells and bell-ends.

During the English Reformation, when Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church, he decreed the construction of new churches and church towers, and to that end new bells and bell-ends. Because of this, there was an increased need for bell and bell-end makers. These grand and revered artisans of their day would be known as bell-enders.

Unfortunately, many pretenders strode from shire to shire claiming to be true and good makers of bells and bell-ends, which often resulted in shoddy work, and gave any true craftsmen a bad name. The name bell-ender, or bell-end, came to be synonymous with poor craftsmanship or a hoodlum - as it is to this day.

John the Villager: Egads, Henry! Hast thou seen my new hosiery?
Henry the Friend: By Jove, man! Those are fearful and I have now become blind!
John the Villager: Alack, I should not have used that jaunty haberdasher.
Henry the (Blind) Friend: Alas, no! For he is soothly a bellend!

by Tom the Typer February 1, 2023

taffy bellend

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.

That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.

by Aleem August 8, 2007

bellender

a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster

your such a bellender

by 80's Muff July 25, 2003

belen

pussy ass school in miami where the kids think they are hardcore and like cock in their asses and get owned up by cchs guys

Damn, that columbus kid just took a shit on that belen kids face! thats awesome

by abababaaaa February 28, 2005

bellendrical

the shape of a bell end

richard french's face is bellendrical

by matthew george February 24, 2005

Bellend tickle

The tickling sensation that occurs in your bellend immediately after ejaculation.

Mark:Bellend tickle makes me giggle
Steve:what the fuck bro
Mark:it’s true

by Succulent anal seepage November 28, 2019

Belen

Is trendy and doesn't care what people say, if she does something it's only because she wants to do it for herself. She loves taking things slowely and experiencing things. Belen's are usually great swimmers and soccer players. They usually get tan easily.Belen's usually only just some people and she will do anything for those people. Belen's are usually funny and make jokes about lots of things and have a dirty sense of humor. They usually date around because she want to have different experiences in her love life some may call her a whore. When she likes something she dedicates her time to her. When it comes to her loved ones she doesn't love anyone hurt them. She has Dark Brown hair and Dark brown eye's, and long eyelashes. Belen's love animals especially dogs and some Belen's love them more than Human's. Belens are Usually Taurus's. They also have a great taste in food. Belen's follow trends and then make there own some of them aren't popular but are friendly. They also admire the show Riverdale and ship varchie. They also look like Camila mendes

person 1 *ima name him bob* Bob: Have you seen what happened in Riverdale

*person 2 and Belen at the same time*
person 2 *Ima name her Izzie* No don't spoil
Belen: I did yea poor Archie
*person 2 Izzie just being mad at Belen

by ThisI$F0RTHE-FearkingRPwthi3ry July 24, 2019