rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

Badgem

a very wide bumhole which can fit a babies head inside it.

Joey : I would totally do her in her bumhole

Dave : I heard she has a badgem

Joey : arg not fresh

by BUMHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 23, 2011

dirty badger

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.

Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.

by stephisgreat December 28, 2010

Bedew

The watery residue left on the bed after vigorous sex.

These sheets need to be changed, they are saturated with bedew.

by Rajia & BeaverDono August 11, 2010

Badger Blood

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.

Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"

Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."

by Ethon July 17, 2013

Badge nigger

A cop, police officer, law enforcement agent etc., who abuses their position of authority, which by the way is all of them.

Consider this, it takes a special kind of asshole who wakes up one day and decides to “police” people. Just what is wrong with someone of this mentality? Did their mother not love them enough?

CHP pulled me over last Wednesday for a simple tail light being out and upon showing him all the correct papers, license, registration and insurance, pulls me out of the car and strip searches me in broad daylight, my balls dangling in the breeze, throwing all of my personal effects into the roadway, for no reason at all. Fucking badge nigger, some day he'll do this to the wrong person and get what he deserves.

by 1Icemonkey April 26, 2022

Badger Mode

Badger mode is a noun describing the state in which someone goes absolutely crazy, filled with adrenaline. Usually caused by an onset of determination and/or motivation. Similar to the anger filled animals called badgers.

Jason went absolutely Badger Mode and slaughtered all of the slugs!

by Telpu May 18, 2023