beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008

beraving

Beraving is the act of obsessing over a thing, idea, or person to a scary extent. It takes over your entire life and free time. You cannot stop thinking about it in any way, nomatter how hard you try.

I'm still beraving over Aaron so badly that I couldn't go to sleep last night thinking about him.

by Zoe January 3, 2005

Beafing

May be a form of the word 'beefing'. Essentially means having a feud.

Barack Obama is beafing Donald Trump because he was attacked by him in the past.

by Maclatunji September 4, 2018

Yogi Bearing it

‎Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.

My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck

by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010