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Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.
Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!
by Wrmichael October 8, 2008
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Bellingham

Bellingham MA. Home of the blackhawks that get excited if we win even a game. Close to boston and about 8 black kids and about 50 goth kids. Lots of school pride for this school.

Everyone smokes weed, and u f*cking bet everyone has a vape. There is almost nothing to do here so and the school system is so bad that everyone applies to BVT but not many people make it.. cause it’s bellingham.

You can find most of them at chili’s cause that’s the only place they go. No one really likes each other so people smoke weed in a group of three other people while messing around with other girls boyfriends. no one is stuck up because most of them are poor, we don’t even get laptops ...

A teacher tried to blow up the principals car, kids get suspended for vaping on a daily, everyone’s failing and did i mention our sports suck. We do have a pot lot just for the stoners of the school too.. oh bellingham, how embarrassing to graduate here.
..cause it’s bellingham
by subssudbdudhsbdhdb May 16, 2018
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beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.
by blunt but funny January 1, 2016
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bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."
I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.
by E Style November 20, 2006
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.
"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."
by yungmunch February 12, 2010
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