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You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023
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Bought in

The opposite of "sold out".

It is when a band (or person) who is famous, wealthy, etc decides to pursue another way and relinquish their new lifestyle.. They other completely change their style and become unpopular (on purpose), quit the industry, become a garage band, or forget music altogether and live in a small town and farm.
I'm not sure if this has happened before.
by missing November 24, 2003
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braught dogger

A braught dogger is a "bro" who rides a dirtbike or anything relating to a desert toy. "Braught" is the reving noise that the engine of the bike makes.
They drink lots of beer and smoke weed and make frequent trips to Glamis and Octillo Wells.
Hang out with their hot blonde girlfriends, bro hoe, and drag them to parties in their giant lifted trucks.
Excessively wears brands like So-Cal, No Fear, SRH, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin, Metal Mulisha, and Spy.

Ex. 1 "Braught! Braught!"

Ex. 2 "Dude, we're guna go braught dogg it, Peace!"

Ex. 3 "Braught dogger to the bone!"
by Moonflower September 11, 2006
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bought the monkey

The act of masturbating until you're penis falls off.
Oh damn, Andeny bought the monkey! That must've hurt.
by Firefrog September 21, 2003
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Blaughter

A burst of laughter so sudden, intense and uncontrollable that is starts with the letter 'B'.
'BAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!'

'Yo, did you see Mickey's faceplant on the stairs?'
'Ya man, I lol'd hard.'
'Ya, I fucking blaughed.'

'Blaughter is even better medicine.'
by Philmography July 30, 2009
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Baughan

A pile of really smelly throw up.

Something no one really wants to touch or use e.g. a pair of really gross shoes.

Someone who is completely gross and dirty.
God! Someone god wasted and just baughaned on my floor!
by F.A. 97 January 9, 2011
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Blught

A noise made by touching spinal bones!
Guinevere poked Sean's spine and Sean made a "BLUGHT!" noise!
by iliketutlez! April 20, 2011
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