gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

Batmond

A Leemond in his crime-fighting guise. Usually accompanied by MONKEH

"Who's that slim sexymenz running down the street?"

'It's teh Batmond ya?'

"oh ya.".

by Sly Bre March 31, 2008

batinka

A colloquial term for cunt.

"Karen you slut, stop being such a batinka."

by thatsmartgurl January 29, 2014

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.

Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.

by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008

baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.
similar to gymnastics or dance.

I practiced for 6 months and so i got a really big trophy at my baton competition!

by gl!tter January 8, 2009

Baton

Big Long and Rubbery

Oh, your baton is big long and rubbery!

by OJFIsCool January 1, 2012