batman

n.

the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics

William: "Whoa, did you see that guy just disarm the bank robber before he could hurt anyone?"

Alan: "He is batman!"

Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman

by daemonbellum December 31, 2009

batmaning

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman

batmaning is way more intense than planking

by amann24 August 30, 2011

bashank

Something that is totally crap or someone who is acting stupid.

That movie was totally bashank.
Sarah is being bashank today, don't bother even calling her.

by nonya11 April 26, 2009

Batmanning

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.

Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!

by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

Bethany

The girl with thick, brown hair. She is very beautiful, and friendly. She can sing very prettily. She has a love for acting. She can get a little crazy, but look past that don't get annoyed she can actually be pretty funny. By the way she laughs a lot. She is very caring, she is going to get a good boyfriend and never break up with him.

Bethany wants to be your best friend.

by Have a great day ❤B September 11, 2019

I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011