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borfed

an accidental term when typing on facebook myspace or aim when meaning bored but your left index finger slips off the r and hits r and f at the same time.
hmm, ok ill update my status. i am borfed.
GOD DAMMIT I MEANT TO TYPE BORED!
by jon kodiak January 3, 2008
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Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).
Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.
by Askanadult December 28, 2008
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barfdong

When you're giving a guy head and you barf on his dong.
"Man, I got some of the best barfdong I've ever had in my life!"

"Really, what'd she eat for dinner?!"
by Dingdonger May 19, 2014
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Barfeso

A term used to describe people who suddenly hit you when they are excited or laughing
Hide he's Cracking up
What happens when he is excited?

He gives you a spanking. He is barfeso.
by Wasd444 November 19, 2017
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barfessional

Someone that thinks they’re experts at MMA because they watch UFC at the bar.
He’s a barfessional fighter because he saw GSP win with this submission.
by O’Jitsu August 10, 2018
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Barced

Losing by a score of 8-2 resulting in a complete humiliation of the opponent or your own team.
You suck. I just barced your team you bum.
by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020
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Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.
You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."
by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021
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